Zizek Exposed as Secret Ayn Rand Agent!

Randian Double-Agent Exposed!

Slavoj Zizek as a Reader of Rand

Secret Ljubljana Objectivist Cabal Included Strange Galt-Dagny-Rearden-esque Love Triangle...

From UK police secret wiretapping program, classified transcripts reveal Zizek's hidden past as a hypermodernist.  From an expose published by News of the World, (a Rupert Murdoch company):

Zizek: «All those books were purely ironic and those stupid mystics were too dull to comprehend it!  Now I am rich and will spring my uber-materialist trap on them!  How much real life is in fact fantasy in a Randian sense!  Mladen and Alanka and I will now leave you with the desolation of your subjectivism, where we will retire to our secret and well fortified bastion in the Urals.  Good riddance, and so on and so forth!»

Reaction from academia...Dismay among Kantians...Transcendentalism a farce declares Badiou...Brian Massumi: "I told you so"..

Read the full article here

www.atlassociety.org/secretobjectivists.html

Rand Clones

Since we are well underway, I guess it is safe to start re-interpreting the word "objective." There are several fundamental problems with the empiricist approach, all of which fundamentally piss me off.

...our clone army...

... the fallacy of induction, coupled with the fallacy of asserting the consequent. How, might I ask, are we to know that our problems with "Soylent Rand" are more than a fluke of nature?...

Passing Mars, Greenspan, the Brandens, & other Traitors

Captains Log, Randate 10 Sep. 2056

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"Shut up, old man," I interrupted him. "You underestimate the power of even a Battalion of Ayn Rand clones. Man must control his environment, or else he is just an animal...

"You god-damn scientists, always claiming that science is not absolute. Well, boo hoo" ...

... I jotted down on my planner a note: "eliminate Bush twins" and then scratched it out.

... "I have a Ph;D in epistemology from the Ronald Reagan University. I have been director of the Ayn Rand Institute since Leonard Peikoff committed suicide in 2028. I order you, as your superior officer, to commence with the master plan."
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