Math: The Final [Objectivist] Frontier
...being a good Objectivist, I knew that feelings are shit, and that, paraphrasing the words of Galt, "...man must live by his own mind... anyone that lives by his emotions is a mystic POS."...Unable to reconcile the guidance of the divine Rand, I consulted my magic-8-ball.
..."Is that what Ayn would want?"
The magic-8-ball said "Unclear."
...I screamed, "Don't you know anything! Matter is insoluble, and is the fundamental a priori of existance! That is the primacy of matieralism!"
"Actually, sir" he stammered, "matter isn't insoluble. It is frozen energy and spinning quarks."