In the year 2056 AD the Earth... The Ayn Rand Institute, with the aid of the reformed Mormon Tabernacle of Ouray, Colorado... a last-ditch attempt at saving the human race from the evils of socialism...

2.14.2009

Passing Mars, Greenspan, the Brandens, & other Traitors




Captains Log, Randate 10 Sep. 2056

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"Shut up, old man," I interrupted him. "You underestimate the power of even a Battalion of Ayn Rand clones. Man must control his environment, or else he is just an animal...

"You god-damn scientists, always claiming that science is not absolute. Well, boo hoo" ...

... I jotted down on my planner a note: "eliminate Bush twins" and then scratched it out.

... "I have a Ph;D in epistemology from the Ronald Reagan University. I have been director of the Ayn Rand Institute since Leonard Peikoff committed suicide in 2028. I order you, as your superior officer, to commence with the master plan."
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